Warriors:
Praise the winds of chance that blew
Xena back where friends are [bad word] We would fight to death for you, brave Xena
When your mighty chakram arcs
Throwing fierce magnetic sparks
No one ever hits her marks like Xena
Famed for prowess with a sword
Who's as feared and as adored
You've not lived till you've been gored by Xena
Warrior #1: You've the Warrior Princess who's as strong as an oak
Warrior #2: You've got eyes that can tear out the heart of a bloke
Warrior #3: With one look you can wilt a flower
Warrior #4: Curdle milk or make men cower
All Warriors: [bad word] home, Xena, [bad word] home
Xena:
Ares, I though as much. But why the big production number? What's the point?
Ares:
You are the most divine, delicious warrior
man can't help saluting your return
And if you start my heart it's just the way you slash and burn
Bewitching woman, straining at the armor plate
You singe me with the ardor you inflame
And in my carnal heart there's not a sorry shred of shame
All Warriors:
You and me love war
Doesn't matter what it's for
Pandemonium reigns and we're bludgeoning brains
Gives us War, War, War
Keep it down to a roar
Warrior #5: Words of wisdom Ares said
Ares: When in battle keep your head
All Warriors: Warriors love War, War, War

Villagers: O'er the Bridge of Tears she's crossed
And she's paid a fearful cost
Her blood innocence is lost, Gabrielle
Now the past has set her free
And she's traveled home to be
With her old friends you and me, Gabrielle
Villager #1: You've been plucked out from the heart of our lives for long
Villager #2: Now we're grateful [bad word] back to place you belong
Villager #3: For what ails the panacea
Villager #4: Surely waits in Poteidia
All Villagers: [bad word] home, Gabrielle, [bad word] home
Lila: Villains, fools and kings have made their mark on you
Leave their easy evil in the dust
If your child had lived, we'd surely make her [bad word]  too
All Villagers:
You and me love peace with the ducks and goats and geese
While the hours away baking bread, pitching hay
We love peace, peace, peace, simple joys that never cease
Villager #1: Nothing changes but the time
Small Group of Villagers: We don't even change our mind
All Villagers: Villagers love Peace, Peace, Peace

Ares:
Pulverizing foes requires strategy
There's no mortal horn who meets you skill
Xena join my vision - don't deny your destiny
All Warriors:
You and me love war
Doesn't matter what it's for
Warrior #6: Chop the tree down, burn the root
Ares: Vengeance can be such a hoot
All Warriors: Warriors love War, War, War

Lila: Xena was no friend, she worked to twist your mind
Though you tried to change her deadly ways
Take the scythe -
It's just a case of killing to be kind
All Villagers:
You and me love peace with the ducks and goats and geese
Lila: Sit and watch the world go by
Villager Couple: Vegetate until you die
All Villagers: Villagers love Peace, Peace, Peace

Warriors: We love War
Villagers: Peace is such a Lovely state...
War can kill you so you hate
Warriors: Fear! Lies! Smite and smote and pulverize
Villagers: Here the simple life's a delight
Warriors: Pus and Gore
Villagers: Just you put hand in mine, sure your future's on the line
Warriors: You've a son you must avenge, know you must extract revenge
Villagers: You must know that when
Warriors: Don't put aside by beauty, Xena you must do your duty
Villagers: Hope died she freed you
All Voices: Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah... Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah ah...
Villagers: Peace!
Warriors: War!
Villagers: Peace!
Warriors: War!