Joxer the Mighty roams through the countryside; 
He never needs a place to hide. 
With Gabby as his sidekick 
Fighting with her little stick, 
Righting wrongs and singing songs, 
Being mighty all day long 
He's Joxer... Joxer the Mighty! 
 
Joxer the Mighty, 
He's very tidy. 
Everyone admires him. 
He's so handsome it's a sin. 
When things get grim 
He'll take it on the chin. 
If you're in jeopardy 
Caused by the enemy 
Don't call the cavalry. 
There's a better remedy 
(Although he doesn't work for free). 
He's every man's [bad word]  
He's every woman's fantasy, 
Plus he's [bad word]  
Look out!
 He's Joxer... Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer... Joxer the Mighty!