Beep!

Deuce:
Hello?

Record Label:
Yes, hello, Aron, Deuce, yo uthere?

Deuce:
Hey yeah! What's up!

Record Label:
So a little birdie tells me you're working on a new record, is that [bad word] 

Deuce:
B-Birdy, yeah that's tr-

Record Label:
WTF are you thinking!?

(Help Me plays fades in, in the background)

Deuce:
Uhhhhh...I'm very busy I'm doin' [bad word] you know?

Record Label:
WTF is goin' on through your brain? We're big, we're a [bad word] major label! You ain't gonna be startin' your own band!

(Arguing)

Record Label:
I'm gonna trash that record! No radio! You ain't [bad word] #39; out without my permission! Imma burry you boy, Imma burry you!

(Song starts)

(Chrous)

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

Help me I ain't got no brains,
Help me I can't feel no pain,
Help me I can't stand the rain,
Help me before I drift away!

(Verse 1)

I'm the George Bush of this rap [bad word] 
You can tell Randy Jackson to kiss my black [bad word] 
I'm the white Obama [bad word] 
You could judge this when I flip middle finger up a little while I quit,
I'm sick of these people tryin' to tell me what I got, 
These thousand [bad word] make you want a little click,
Put 'em around in there, make 'em drown in with,
These other rap stars are like clowns it's sick,
Like Monica Lewinsky when She's sucking on a 6 inch toothpick [bad word]  
Just got her [bad word] in so she can do it do it 
Make a new [bad word]  While these kids are downloading and he sounds profound,
Yeah I ain't going down with my hand on my [bad word]  
While the next world trade center blows up quick,
Hold up I think you need another doughnut Mr. officer,
Everybody go nuts!

 [bad word] 2X)

(Verse 2)

Look what I've [bad word] 
This place I've begun,
Started as The One and still don't give a [bad word] 
These [bad word] gettin' love,
No more Grenade a' Dove,
You 30 rappers *blech*,
You still ain't gotta buzz,
You can dream, you can dream but you gonna suck,
I got the voice and the lips baby turn it up,
I don't need MTV when I sell this much,
I'd rather be on Carson Daily than Oprah, son,
I am better than that,
I'm a veteran, kid,
Get these kids offa medicine [bad word] 
Who's better than him,
 [bad word] that [bad word] 
I'mma tell you once now I'mma tell you again,
At least fight back, [bad word] 
Give me a challenge,
I'm the BOSS [bad word] you don't want no static,
B-O-S-S, Deuce is back [bad word] 
Yo [bad word] (what's up),
Pass the automatic!

 [bad word] 2X)

(Verse 3)

Yeah!
These labels want to put me away for good,
They wanna keep me in the hood,
But I keep swinging right back like you know I should,
Making history in the books,
You suck,
There's no buts,
The whole music industry can lick my nuts,
 [bad word] [bad word] /vk [bad word] deuce_9_lives I ain't got no love for some fake [bad word] wannabe Donald [bad word] #33;

(Outro)

Record Label:
Deuce can suck my [bad word] contract! You do what I say, I ain't making you famous! You're not [bad word] [bad word] without my permission!

 [bad word] 2X)

Deuce:
Uh huh, uh huh!
Yeah I ain't even gotta [bad word] try!
You know why?
Cause I sound good Whenever I talk, whenever I spit, whenever I sing, [bad word] 
I'm the white Obama [bad word] #33;

Hey Yuma, let's get the [bad word] outta here!