Don't talk! Watch! Don't talk! Watch!
You came here! Watch it!
Don't like it? Walk out!
We still have all your f***ing money!

Do not nudge, kick or jiggle
The seat in front of you!
I am sitting there! I am everyone at once,
And i will cut you up. If you make out there
I will cut your lips and tongue
From your head with a... linoleum knife!

Do not explain the plot! If you don't understand,
Then you should not be here!
Your money is now our money,
And we will spend it in [bad word] 

Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly!
Be considerate to others, or i will
Bite your torso
And give you a disease!

Did you bring your baby?
Babies don't watch this.
Take the seed outside!
Leave it in the streets! [bad word] over it after the show!

If I see you videotaping this movie
Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid
And saw your [bad word] And turn your guts into snakes

This is a copyrighted movie for Time-Warner
If I found you sold it on eBay 
I will break into your house and tear your wife in half