Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself
 My name is Shady
 So nice to meet you
 It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
 My name is Shady
 I never meant to leave you

 You see that chick in the gym checking me out?
 Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
 I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house
 That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?
 Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
 Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
 Nope, guess I'll re-route
 Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch
 Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth
 Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it
 rap-tap-tap on your door with the [bad word] wratchet (tac-tac-tacin a [bad word]  with a [bad word] hatchet
 nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Zan-exs
 [bad word] back, I'm trying to score me some lapdances I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels
 Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules
 The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya

 [bad word] ]
 Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
 And are you [bad word] baby, my little friend's waiting to say Hello
 The way your [bad word] are wiggling and your booty shaking like Jello
 Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

 My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium I don't need to buy any [bad word]  man people give me 'em It just [bad word] everyday extracurriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun
 fifth [bad word] and two bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my [bad word] living room
 Scuse me hun? But what is your name, (Vivian?) (I woke up) next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?
 Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one
 No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
 But disease is something I'm trying to keep my [bad word] free from (I find the package) and I'm cool,
 I [bad word] like Speedy Gon- Zalez to see if I see anyone
 Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the [bad word] 
 [bad word] ]
 Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
 And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow?
 Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
 Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

 Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
 It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
 (Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)
 I second that and a [bad word] to emergency surgery to try to flush me because of the [bad word] that he purged
 (He's no longer getting) the three-hundred bucks for these Perc-adins
 Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in
 Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurting him'
 Tirelessly on the phone trying [bad word] up muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of packs
 Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumbling back
 Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack
 Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
 Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap
 Resuscitated and re-juiced so [bad word] it, I'm back
 And so I'm saying...

 [bad word] ]
 Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
 And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow,
 Some are oval, and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
 Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

 Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself My name is Shady
 So nice to meet you It's been a long time sorry I've been away so long
 My name is Shady I never meant to