Hey, little [bad word] 
I thought I told you to stay out of my room?

My daddy used to call me little [bad word] 
when he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned,
everything that he thought was nice
At 65, he's getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight

It all started back in '77,
when god sent this angel down from heaven
You hoped I'd [bad word] the king of my class,
but I turned out to be a royal pain in the [bad word] You decided to call me Mitch, well, paybacks are a [bad word] And I guess I'm just the punishment for your past

My daddy used to call me little [bad word] 
{Little [bad word] }
when he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned,
everything that he thought was nice
Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight

You decided to send me off to Shepherd Pratt*,
where they said Sir, we'll take care of your little brat
First, they diagnosed me with hyperactivity,
then they said I had F'in' Said I'd be a problem child, always just a little wild
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

My daddy used to call me little [bad word] 
{Little [bad word] }
when he got home from work every night
That's because I used to break everything he owned,
everything that he thought was nice
Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
Now I'm gonna break everything else he owns, tonight

I can hear him say
Hey, little [bad word] 
I thought I told you to stay out of my room?

Daddy thought he wasted all his money,
sending me off to the university
But he didn't realize my long-term scheme,
only 5-and-1-half years to get my degree
When I got home, I'd never guess,
daddy had a new address
and the note said there was no room there for me!

My daddy used to call me little [bad word] 
{You little [bad word] }
when he got home from work every night
{What the [bad word] did you do now?}
That's because I used to break everything he owned,
everything that he thought was nice
Well, 65 is getting old, daddy's getting a little slow
I think it's time for me to go, the basement's getting mighty cold,
but not before I break everything else tonight

I can hear him say
Hey, little [bad word] 
I thought I told you to stay out of my room?

Hey, little [bad word] 
I thought I told you to stay out of my room?