As a kid in kindergarten they made you cry
Told you mommy [bad word] back
and you believed the lie
Classmates in second grade all abandoned you
They laughed as you got your [bad word] kicked
right after school

Of all the loser freaks
you were the most undateable
The grades you got in school
were laughable
You're afraid of getting clawed
when you pet your cat
Your dog wants a treat
you think it wants to attack

Another year has gone
and everything's worse now
The way your [bad word] [bad word] is like a smackdown
And we got more where [bad word] from

(Now have a / Wishing)
Happy happy new fear
Happy new year
And the more you feed
the fear the more it it consumes
Happy happy new fear
And the fear is killing you

You tell yourself that
everything's gonna be all right
We'll take it up a notch and
- boom! - your family dies
And when you see my face
you believe in the supernatural
You'll learn that demons
are not fairytales, they're factual