Intoxicated - the way I go through life
Inebriated - and then I pay the price
Designated drinker with a defected driver
I can't find my keys must have left them inside her

Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it

Mom [bad word] pick me up
I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast,

diarrhea
Live fast! Diarrhea! 

Punk is what it is - until you're getting paid
This is how I live, it's not a [bad word] phase
They don't understand, they think they're [bad word] rad
we should kill those guys, this is [bad word] man

I followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics
I think there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it

Mom [bad word] pick me up
I don't know where I am
It's the last thing I'll ask
I just wanna live fast,

diarrhea
Live fast! Diarrhea!