Большой Взрыв Два (исполнитель: Схема Хамилиона)
The Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica Amy might be dead and Rory's a Roman with a gun inside his hand Seems like things aren't going as planned River's in the TARDIS The TARDIS is on fire She's feeling the heat On repeat she'll require Someone she can [bad word] Someone with a bow tie But he's been locked up And left to die Oh my God what will they do Seems impossible to get through My mind is blown I bet yours is too Well I guess this is Doctor Who Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob When the Doctor appears with a mop ‘Get me out of the Pandorica’ ‘But you're not in the Pandorica’ ‘Yes I am, well, yes I was, [bad word] But I won't explain it now because...’ Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does Oh my God I don't I don't have a clue These paradoxes are hard to [bad word] My mind is blown I bet yours is too Well I guess this is Doctor Who It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes Time has gone askew the universe has too I'll try and explain to you the Big Bang Two The Big Bang Two The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator Which he'll use to meet Rory 2000 years later When they meet Amy after her sleep in the box They realise the sun is really the exploding TARDIS Doctor saves River from the imitating star This woman watches back can't help but point out the obvious Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Oh my God he's wearing a fez Dalek pops up out of nowhere Shoots the Doctor kills him quite unfair He jumps back 12 minutes to the stairs He's dead And everyone despairs Little do they know the Doctor lies He's gone stopping the universe’s demise Amy says her last goodbyes Doctor flies up into the skies The universe is back it's [bad word] But the Doctor's said his final adieu Maybe [bad word] back if she remembers you It's the Big Bang Two and I need to review What on earth just happened before my eyes Time has been renewed the universe has too But Amy still can't help but cry Someone's missing, the question's who? Then she remembers Something old Something new Something borrowed Something blue And that's the Big Bang Two I hope it didn't confuse you