Yeah, ladies and gentleman
Broadcasting live to you and yours
It's Mr. X to the Z, Xzibit
Yeah, bounce [bad word] on

The first day of the rest of my life
X stand behind the mic like Walker Kronkike
Y'all keep the spotlight
I'm keeping my rhymes tight
Lose sight of what you believe
And call it a night
This ain't the light-weight, cake mix [bad word] That you're used to
Teflon territory you just can't shoot through
You gon shoot who? (Who?)
Not even on your best day
Rollin' the Wild West way, givin' it up
Leavin' the whole world stuck not givin' a [bad word] Laid in the cut now we break through in [bad word] Hennesy and Orange Juice baby fill up a cup
Quick to grab Mary Jane by the butt and squeeze
Loosen up, let your hair down, and join the festivities
Overcrowd the house like lockdown facilities [bad word] be quick to give me brains while I post the range
Going up and down my [bad word] like the stock exchange

[1] - (X) Rearrange the whole game with [bad word] sound
(X) Won't even say your own name when [bad word] around
(X) Stay on top but remain from the underground
(X) to the Z and we all in the family

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Ever since Xzibit has spit, been on some pimp [bad word] Approach every woman like a potential mistress
Shine bright, make sure that X stay tight
Cause tonight I might meet my next X wife
Mr. Big Chief Reefa, Xzibit use his [bad word] like a Visa [bad word] it through and [bad word] [bad word]  your mouth, I'll have [bad word] in your house
Ravel your spouse and have a little fun on the couch
Now you know that it was bound to happen
I came to give you what you lackin'
Whenever you hear them other niggas rappin
Rockin' chains, stadium, paladiums, cracked craniums
My whole skeleton is dipped in titanium
Drop tops sittin' on twenties
Using rappers like crash test dummies
Stackin' real estate and money
It's funny how things change overnight
When you thinking right
I beat the odds like Ike beat on his first wife

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What an event?
We hardcore 100%
Making it stick, Los Angeles proudly presents
The real deal, how does it feel?
No special effects
Yank the chain off of your neck
Demand the respect
Now all your conversations sound strange to me
It be like everybody around me done changed but me
I stand alone on my own two feet
Stagger tracks, strangle the beat
Restless no time for sleep
Niggas be weak, I'm concrete like Bejamin Greet
It's a very thin line between a foe and a friend
Straight to the chair
(Not these niggas [bad word] back, bounce in the spot and slide right in
I ain't trying to see nothing but progress, regardless
Home of the heartless, move right, remain cautious
Represent nothing but the hustle and [bad word] Hennesy, rock plenty of ice, making a double, now SCREAM

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[Snoop Dogg]
So there you have it; A-B-C, D-P-G-X to the [bad word] Z
Mr. Xuberant, Xtravagant, Xtrodinary, Xciting, X-a-lotta
X-O with a little bit of Xtasy
X-ing your [bad word] [bad word] out if you tryin to test the And what's the recipe? Xcalibur weaponary
And we shoot Xceptionally
That there is hot- X marks the spot? [bad word] naw, X spots the marks
Xclamation point, niggaz!