It's so nice to have a man around the house
Oh so nice to have a man around the house
Someone sweet whose glad he found you
Who will put his arms around you
And his kisses just astound you, it's so nice 

Oh, a house is just a house without a man
He's the necessary evil in your plan
There are many things about him
You just cannot do without him
Though it's just a constant game of cat and mouse 
It's so nice to have a man around the house

It's so nice to have a man around the house
Oh so nice to have a man around the house
Just a guy in pipe and slippers 
Who will share your breakfast kippers
And will help you zip your zippers, it's so nice 

Oh, a house is just a house without a man
He's that necessary evil in your plan
Someone kind who knows you treasure 
Any simple little pleasure
Like a full length mink to cover last year's blouse 
It's so nice to have a man around the house

There are many things about him
You just cannot do without him
Though it's just a constant game of cat and mouse 
It's so nice to have a man around the house

Cha-cha-cha
It's so nice to have a man around the house
Get my word
It's so nice to have your man around your house