We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
That is what we’ll do.
We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
Hope you’ll have one too.

Santa’s going to wear a black dress;
Just for me and you.
Santa’s going to [bad word] in Latin;
And slay a dragon or two.
 [bad word]  he will change his name,
’Cause [bad word]  just sounds really lame—
Now we’ll call him Ragnagord,
The evil reindeer overlord.

His nose it shall be red no more—
It will be blackened to the core.
His eyes will glow an evil glow,
To guide the chariot through the snow …

We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.

We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
That is what we’ll do.
We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
Hope you’ll have one too.

We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We’re gonna wish you a Gothic Christmas.
Hope you’ll have a Gothic Christmas too.