I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage

 They say I Nerd Rage
 I say they don’t understand
 Keep talkin’ trash [bad word]  Imma have to ban you from my chat room
 And I can hardly think
 But Imma have to slap Jar Jar Binks
 And slam George Lucas’ head in a car door
 For far more than [bad word] Star Wars
 Stop re-mastering, you’re making it worst
 And for the love of god, Greedo didn’t shoot first!
 And [bad [bad word] Sans
 And [bad word] low bandwidth
 And never say Pluto ain’t a planet, goddamnit
 I’m readin’ what you’re saying on the message boards
 Yes, I have too had  before!
 With a girl, you don’t know her, she moved away!
 Shut up!
 And don’t tell me Dr. Who is the same
 Without Tom Baker, the [bad word] is just lame
 And what do you mean you’ve never seen Citizen Kane?

 Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

 I broke seven keyboards over my knee
 How dare you say Marvel is better than DC
 Your horrible grammar, it’s makin’ me puke
 And Captain Kirk was far superior to John Luke Picard
 And a Jedi could whip Superman in a fight
 When I’m right Imma laugh like

 (Nerd Laugh)

 You beat me in chess; I’m flippin’ the board
 Then I’ll go to Michael Bay’s house, kick in the door
 Break every single copy of Transformer 4
 Hit Bay in the [bad word] with a stick ’til he’s sore
 I’ll own your [bad word] in Halo so bad you might cry
 And who the [bad word] jacked my twelve-sided die
 I’m gonna beat you up; I know karate, ask my girlfriend
 Yes, I have a girlfriend
 Did I mention I have a girlfriend?

 Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

 I see Wil Wheaton, and I get excited
 Pick up your toys!
 They’re collector’s items!
 Shut up Mom!
 And give’em back to me!
 And Holy [bad word] 
 Don’t take them out the packaging!
 And clean your room it smells like manure
 And stop watching [bad word] videos on [bad word]  I’m doing research. Leave me alone, why you hatin’?
 I just think it’s weird that all the girls are Asian

 (Nerd Laugh)
 I got that
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 (Nerd Laugh)
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 (Nerd Laugh)
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 (Nerd Laugh)
 Nerd-nerd Rage

 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)

 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 I got that Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd Rage
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd-nerd Nerd Rage
 (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
 Nerd-nerd Rage

 All my fellow nerds
 Oh, I know you understand
 All my fellow nerds
 Sing along if you can
 (We got that) Nerd Rage
 (We got that) Nerd Rage
 (We got that) Nerd Rage
 (We got that) Nerd Rage
 Nerd Rage

 What? You never heard of Joss Whedon?
 He’s like one of the greatest writer/directors of our time!
 And what do you mean Phantom Menace is your favorite Star Wars movie?
 God da…dude, alright