IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD 
THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED 
IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO’S TO BLAME 
IN [bad word] I’M OVERJOYED 

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD 
NO MORE HUMANS ARE ALIVE 
NOT MAN IS ON THE PLANET 
I’M THE LAST THING TO SURVIVE! 

I AM FREE, NO MORE THREATS 
NO MORE HIDING FROM YOUR PETS 
I CAN MAKE MY WAY THROUGH CAKE ALL DAY 
AND TAKE WITHOUT REGRETS 

IT’S JUST ME, ALL ALONE 
THE WHOLE PLANET IS MY THRONE 
I CAN SING AND SHOUT AND BRING ABOUT 
KINGDOM OF MY OWN! 

BUT, THEN AGAIN, I MUST ADMIT, IT COULD GET VERY LONELY 
I MIGHT WELL, MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN HUMANS TRIED TO KILL ME 
WITHOUT THE CONSTANT HUNT, I MAY WELL LOSE MY “RAISON D’ÊTRE” 
MY WAY OF LIFE, IT’S ALL I’VE KNOWN, BUT... 
TODAY I LIVE, I’M GOING ON... 

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD 
THE WHOLE PLANET IS DESTROYED 
IT WENT BOOM IN FLAMES, BUT WHO’S TO BLAME 
IN [bad word] I’M OVERJOYED 

IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD 
THERE ARE NO MORE HUMANS LEFT 
I’M THE LAST TO EVER BE, 
THE [bad word] ROACH IN HISTORY 
THE GREATEST, BESTEST, LASTEST 
THING ALIVE!