Little boy blue [bad word] blow your horn
The dish ran away with the spoon
Home again home again
Saturday morn
Never gets up before noon

She used to render
You legal and tender
When you used to
Send her your promises boy
dill or a dollar
Unbutton your collar [bad word] out and holler
Out all of your noise

Little boy blue [bad word] blow your top
Cut it rite down to the quick
Dont sit home and cry
On the fourth of july
Around now youre hittin bricks

So abracadabra
Now she disappeared
Now everythings canada dry
So watch your behavior
And rattle your cane
With a bottle of bourbon
Good-bye

Little boy blow
Lost little bo peep
She fell [bad word] a hole in the nest
Now aint it peculiar
That shes finally cooled your
Big wheels just like all of the rest

Whenever it rains
The [bad word] 
Theyre always gettin played for a chump
So mark and strike it
Shes history now
And youre hangin out at the pump

Little boy blue...
She used to render...