Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh
Talkin’ out your flap with your bluh bluh bluh 
Just shut your chitinous windhole 
I’m rollin’ my dice with my eyesight eightfold 
Don’t really care where your hive’s at 
You wanna Flarp? show me where your lance at 
Don’t be a huge [bad word] with your chit-chat 
Just show me where ya bulge at!

Time to FLARP 
Listen, Tavros
I’ve got Luck 
All of it!
So just hush
Nitram shut up 
Heard enough 

Stop t-t-talkin’ that 
Bluh bluh bluh 
Think you’ll be winning this 
Nuh uh uh 
Not in a million sweeps 
Duh duh duh 
If you keep talking that 
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh 

Boy, I’ve got that blue blood 
You know I’m the baddest [bad word] in [bad word] 
Fiduspawn with no pants on (aha, no)
Rollin’ my dice with my vision eightfold 
But let’s play a game, kid 
‘Cause I know you don’t care who I’m in cahoots with 
I’m feeding my lusus 
And you’re useless 

Time to FLARP 
Listen, Tavros
I’ve got Luck 
All of it!
So just hush
Nitram shut up 
Heard enough 

Stop t-t-talkin’ that 
Bluh bluh bluh 
Think you’ll be winning this 
Nuh uh uh 
Not in a million sweeps 
Duh duh duh 
If you keep talking that 
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh 

TAVROS:
You be outrageous, you always ragin’ like this  
You say I’m weak, you don’t let me speak, you dismiss
Sayin’ bluh bluh bluh 
I think that I’ve had enough, called your bluff
And now the real game can begin

VRISKA:
Stop t-t-talkin’ that 
Bluh bluh bluh 
Think you’ll be winning this 
Nuh uh uh 
Not in a million sweeps 
Duh duh duh 
If you keep talking that 
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh 

Bluh bluh bluh 
Think you’ll be winning this 
Nuh uh uh 
Not in a million sweeps 
Duh duh duh 
If you keep talking that 
Bluh bluh bluh bluh bluh 

Bluh bluh bluh 
Stop talking !
[Hahahaha… Taaaaaaaavros!] 
Stop t-t-talkin’ that!