Jolly old Saint Nicholas is about to die,
I will shove a christmas light in his [bad word] eye.
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, your old [bad word] is meet,
All the presents in the world should belong to me.

Jolly old Saint Nicholas you are really fat,
I will shove a christmas tree up your [bad word] [bad word] 
Jolly old Saint Nicholas, you are reallly [bad word] 
Can I have a lamborghini ? I've been good all year.