Ling: 
Well, I don't need her 
To be all smug and snooty 

Yao: 
I got a plaque right here 
That says I kicked Hun booty 

Chein-Po: 
We have everything 
We dreamed we'd find 
When we came back from war 

All: 
Yeah, everything but... 
girl worth fighting for! 

Yao: 
Hey, suck in your gut...

All: 
girl worth fighting for. 

Ling: 
And I think she wants us [bad word] over. 
My girl won't laugh at all my jokes 
But tell it to me straight 

Yao:  [bad word] my head when I get sick 

Chein-Po: 
And let me pick off of her plate 

Ling: 
If Ling can find a girl 
Who likes his chopstick nose trick 

Chein-Po: 
He really better just propose quick 

Ling: 
Well, I have to say 
Based on today, I'm cranky 

Chein-Po: 
I'll just spend my life with you two 

Yao: 
Pass the hanky 

Ling: 
And there's no one there 
To steal my chair 

Yao: 
And twirl around the floor 

Chein-Po: 
I wish I had 
All: 
girl worth fighting for 

Ling: 
I would be [bad word] 
All: 
To a girl worth fighting... 

Chein-Po: 
I'd make fondue 
All: 
For a girl worth fighting... 

Yao: 
I'd even kiss you 
All: 
For a girl worth fighting... for