WEIRD AL YANKOVIC

White & Nerdy

They see me mowin' 
My front lawn 
I know they're all thinking 
I'm so White N' nerdy 

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy 
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! 
I wanna roll with- 
The gangsters 
But so far they all think 
I'm too white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
I'm just too white n' nerdy 
We really white n' nerdy 

First in my class here at M.I.T. 
Got skills I'm a 
Champion of DND 
MC Escher that's 
My favorite MC 
Keep your 40 
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea 
My rims never spin to the contrary 
You'll find they're quite stationary 
All of my action figures 
and cherries 
I got Steven Hawkings in my library 
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out 
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces 
Yo i got pie out of thousand places 
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces 
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise 
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days 
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze 
There's no killer rap I [bad word] 
past gal well I'm number 1 
I play with calcules just for fun 
I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun 
Happy days is my favourite theme song 
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong 
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on 
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon 

They see me roll on, my sagway! 
I know in my heart they think I'm 
white n' nerdy! 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy 
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy 
I'd like to roll with- 
The gangsters 
Although it's apparent I'm too 
White n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
I'm just too white n' nerdy 
How'd I get so white n' nerdy? 

I've been browsing, inspectin' 
 [bad word] you know I collect 'em 
The pens in my pocket 
I must protect 'em 
all my ergonomic keyboard 
Shopping online for deals on some writable media 
I edit Wikipedia 
I memorized holy grail 
Really well 
I can recite it right now have you 
ROTFLOL 
I got a business doing websites 
When my friends need some code who do they call? 
I do HTML do for them all 
Even make a homepage for my dog! 
Got myself a [bad word] pack 
they were having a sale down at the GAP 
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap 
POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky! 

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme 
I was in AP club and Glee club and even the chess team! 
Only question I ever thought was hard 
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard? 
I spend every weekend 
at the renaissance fair 
I got my name on my under wear! 

They see me strollin' 
They laughin' 
And rollin' their eyes 'cause 
I'm so white n' nerdy 
Just because I'm white n' nerdy 
Just because I'm white n' nerdy 
All because I'm white n' nerdy 
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy 
I wanna bowl with- 
the gangsters 
but oh well it's obvious I'm 
white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy 
I'm just too white n' nerdy 
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!