Intro [Eminem]:

It's not about lyrics anymore, it's about a hot beat a catchy hook

 

Verse 1 [Eminem]:

If we gotta dumb down our style and 'ABC' it

then so be it, cause nowadays these kids

just, don't give a [bad word] 'bout lyrics

all they wanna hear is a beat and that's it

'long as they can go to the club and get blitzed

pick up some chicks and get some digits

and the DJ's playing them hits

oh, this my jam, this my [bad word] 

we don't know a word to a verse, all we know is the [bad word] 

cause the [bad word] repeats the same four words for us

and the song's ginormous, a whole formula switched

cause we don't know anymore what a hit's

this is the beat, this is the rap

is it a finger snap or the same 808 clap

and how do we adapt and get TRL votes

when 13 year-olds control the remotes

and Ashley's got a brand new nose

we gotta put some new emphasis on the 'syllalibles'

 

Verse 2: [Jay Z]:

If the emphasis on [bad word] disc is in a beat

then I'm gon' feature and get rich

and let Dre mix the [bad word] and drive off in the Range Ro'

cause err'where I go they love the "blang blang" flow

bang bang, look at the way my chain glow

the ring on my fing cost ya man a lotta dough

the [bad word] am I bustin' my brain fo'

just the way the game go, oh it takes two to tango

you call this a lame flow, you bought the [bad word] 

I guess you to blame too, I just found the angle

no more reality flows,

I'm tryin'a time my album droppin' with a reality show

 [bad word] the Mac-11 in front of Hot 97

and call my publicist, tell her we impress heaven

no one gives a [bad word] except some kids

who just got into  on the internet

so you want the chat room or the house in Malibu

Em, your emphasis is on the wrong 'syllalible'

 

Verse 3 [Dre]:

They say 30's the new 20, funny

must mean 40's the new 30, interesting

cause ever since then, it's been, in a sense, an extension

for veteran rappers, that are better than half of

this [bad [bad word] #39; out right now, it's all trash

the torch is gon' burn out before it gets passed

Jay say this his last, then 50 and 

then what, Detox drops, what do we got then

so now our whole camps [bad word] around

scramblin' over what to do, gamblin'

every time we put a record out

just lookin' for that hook

(wait Dre, look)

 

Hook [Eminem]:

Shorty I love you, and you love me too

we were meant to be, cause

shorty you love me, and I love you too

and I promise I'll be [bad word] to you

 

Verse 4 [50 Cent]:

Go shorty, it's your birthday

you made it just in time to hear my wordplay

it's the kid that fit flows, who used to flip O's

 [bad word] for days, you should see how I get hoes

I'm international, I get my [bad word] licked 'round the globe

I'm sick, right in the shows, we ridin' on low-lows

puffin' on co-co, my [bad word] in Manolos

don't [bad word] with the do-dos, that's slang for dumb hoes

I'm playin' I ain't got time to joke joke

you [bad word] around, you could get your [bad word] smoked, loc

it's not a game, me, B, I ain't playin', beat behind me playin'

so you here anyway, you don't hear what I'm sayin'

me, fi-finine-nay, fid-fiddydy-day

just give me my check and I'll be on my way

sunny bunny money and funny

you ain't even listenin' and I just took your money

 

Verse 5 [Stat Quo]:

There once was I time everywhere you turned

Shady Aftermath was all you heard

but they say 50 sang to