Oh [bad word]  what a glorious day it's been,
Oh lord, look at the mess I'm in.
My car broke down,
So I waited for a shuttle bus, 
It never came, instead, I've got the rain...
I broke a hill, I chipped a nail, I lost the dog, How could I feel?
On days like these, on days like these...

The last thing I need is you
And you and your black-and-white-views,
Pushing me over,
Making a bad day worse
What are you a curse
Hey why can't you see, on days like these, 
The last thing I need, is...

Gee whiz, what a barrel of fun it's been
Oh yeah, laugh at the mess I'm in
Hey hey, what a trippy odd place to be,
The doctor said, that it's not good for me.
I broke a tooth, I've torn my shirt
I lost the zip, of my favorite skirt,
Then you told me, that I was a bore in bed.

The last thing I need is you,
And your black-and-white-views,
Pushing me over,
Making a bad day worse,
What are you, a curse?
Hey why can't you see, 
On days like these, 
The last thing I need, is...
papapapapa...
papapapapa...
papapapapa...
papapapapa...
The last thing I need is you,
And your black-and-white-views,
Pushing me over,
Making a bad day worse,
What are you, a curse?
Hey why can't you see, 
When I'm in [bad word]  or lost in a queue,
When I need a break, The last thing I need is...