Its breath intoxicating   
its ego suffocating   
its here in my house -     
tryin' to get out   

its moves exhilarating   
tempers infuriating   
its no sage -     
rampage in the cage   

but youll be safe   
you can feed it - you wanna play? 
its almost tamed   

Pet the destroyer   
My beast Le royal   
Pet my destroyer   
sweet killing machine   
Oh wont you please meet the beast? 

Its stare infatuating   
im not exaggerating   
it breaks off the leash   
creature released   

its jaws intimidating   
rage indiscriminating   
it looks kinda mad -    
(well this) looks kinda bad  

this isnt safe, NO!   
i can feel it    
this isnt play    
it cant be in tamed   

Pet the destroyer   
my beast le royal   
pet my destroyer   
sweet killing machine   
oh wont you please meet the beast? 
oh wont you please feed my beast?