I want to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] he wants to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] I want to [bad word] a dog
that's right kids

i tried to [bad word] your mom in the [bad word] tried to [bad word] your dad in the [bad word] could only find a dog.....in his [bad word] 
we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog

i tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate in the [bad word] (pirate says "Ay, me and my first matey ya scurvy curr")
tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate
but i found a dog
(pirate says "Ay that was no pirate man that was my own sister.")
(Mark says "It's a Mexican pirate.")

we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] wanna [bad word] a [bad word] dog
 [bad word] you.