Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)

My name is Shaaady

So nice to meet you (So nice to meet you)

It's been a long time (long time) sorry I've been away so long (so long)

My name is Shaaady

I never meant to leave you (Never meant to leave you)

[Verse 1:]

You see that chick in the gym checking me out?

Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth

I lose a pill and I'm wrecklessly wrecking the house

That was suppose to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

Here's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse

Man I should check to see if my mom left any out

Nope, guess I'll re-route

Maybe somewhere in the depths of your couch

Oh! Jackpot! Yea, 'Open Sesame' mouth

Down the hatchet, the feeling, you can't match it

rap-tap-tap on your door with the [bad word] wratchet

tat-tac-tac in the hall with the [bad word] hatchet

nap-sack-packed with like 40-some Xanax's

 [bad word] back, I'm tryin to score me some lapdances

I'm bout to relapse so maybe pour me some Jack Daniels

Formula 40-40 and 40s with mad capsules

The bad apple spoils the bunch and back at-ya

 [bad word] 1:]

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

And are you [bad word] baby, my lil friend's waiting to say Hello

The way your [bad word] are wiggling and your booty shakin like Jello

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 2:]

My equilibrium is off, must me the Lithium

I don't need to buy any [bad word]  man people give me 'em

It just [bad word] everyday extracurriculum

No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

fifth [bad word] and two bottles of 151

51 people asleep in my [bad word] living room

Scuse me hun? But what is your name, Vivian?

I want up next to ya naked and uh, did we umm?

Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy hun?

I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one

No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm

But disease is something I'm trying to keep my [bad word] free from

I find the fact that you, I'm cool, I [bad word] like Speedy Gon-

Zalez to see if I see anyone

Who might have a couple of threes, I'm fiending for some

My head is pounding to the beat of the [bad word] 

 [bad word] 2:]

Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

And do you happen to have anything on you that make my mood mellow?

Some are open and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow

Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello

[Verse 3:]

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were

It's hurtin me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good

(Word-word, chi-word-word, chi-word-chi-chi-word)

I second that and a [bad word] to emergency sur-

-gery to try to flush me because of the [bad word] that he purged

He's sees the loner getting the three-hundred bucks for these Percodin's

Buster's getting to be where he lustfully surged it in

Pain it hitting his knee and his muscles 'be hurtin him'

Childishly on the phone tryin [bad word] up muscle relax-

-ants for his back and a couple of packs

Since now he's doubling back-wards and he stumblin back

Slipped and fell, hit his back-bone, heard something go crack

Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap

Almost ended it that soon because of the fact

I'm just busting my own chops while I'm bustin a rap

Resuscitated and re-juiced so [bad word] it, I'm back

 [bad word] 2]

And so I'm sayin...

[Outro:]

Hello (Hello) allow me to introduce myself (myself)

My name is Shaaad