This morning I opened my eyes
And everything still the same
I turned to the guy who stayed last night
And ask him "what's your name?"

This seems to happen more and more
I love those men one and all
Each new one I meet makes my heart beat fast
When I see them so strong and tall

So many men, so little time
How can I lose?
So many men, so little time
How can I choose?

Twenty... forty... sixty... seventy-five... ninety-five... hundred!

They tell me I'm up to no-good
I should just settle down
But I don't wanna stay with just one man
I want a set of hots around

Feels like heaven every night
Being here with someone new
Physical thrill, a beautiful smile
And wonderful muscles too

So many men, so little time (so many men, so little time)
How can I lose?
So many men, so little time (so many men for Me & My)
How can I choose?

(So many men, so little time
So many men for Me & My)

So really who cares about love?
Who wants their freedom taken away?
For fifty-two weeks of every year
There's a new man everyday

It's too hard to choice, to make up my mind
So many men can turn on my light
I don't want [bad word] love, I don't want brains
Just give me their bodies tonight

So many men, so little time (so many men, so little time)
How can I lose?
So many men, so little time (so many men for Me & My)
How can I choose?

So many men (so many men), so little time (so little time)
How can I lose?
So many men (so many men), so little time (please, give me time)
How can I choose?

So many men (so many men), so little time (so little time)
How can I lose?
So many men (so many men), so little time (please, give me time)
How can I choose?

So many men... so little time...
How can I lose?
So many men... please, give me time...
How can I choose?