Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
Collect call to no one at all
Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)
Fiddlin' and watchin' while ROME BOINS
roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
From a walking waste disposal unit
transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart

Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I been killin my brain CELL BY CELL
It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN - and this one's for you...

Toll is belling... signs is telling
Nose [bad word] .. feet are smellin'
Currently less than a human wreck
Gimme a break... start at the NECK

 [bad word] my body from the throne of agony
My conscience and constitution's naggin' me
Clock up another tracheotomy
STAB another dagger in the back of me
The dark gods boint my evil SOUL
My brittle spirit's toint to COAL
 [bad word] my body from the throne of agony
the throne of agony
AGONY

Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand Marlboros
Anything goes for them ordinary Joes
They'll cut off your face to spite your nose
I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW
 [bad word] in a carpet
Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling
dead in the head
Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed
 [bad word] #39; 'bout my campaign against personal decency
I got no excuses [bad word] wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass
(Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)

Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
And watch my life flicker before your very eyes
With [bad word] breaks... no brakes
NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

Pour another glass of liquid clear
KING ALCOHOL
Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget
String around the finger... rope around the NECK
You always HATE the one you LOVE
Time dies when you're having fun
I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)

I'm on the throne of agony
Conscience is naggin' me
Put up another tracheotomy
STAB another dagger in the back of me
The dark gods boint my evil SOUL
My brittle spirit's toint to COAL
 [bad word] my body from the throne of agony
the throne of agony
AGONY