Where’s your crowd now? 
I’m [bad word] out 
Jim from IT its [bad word] 
Need a picture of you

Your face right now 
Oh your pet is my pet now

Westwood and tie 
How Molly would sigh 
You solved all my crimes 
Oh how I love your mind

Don’t even try 
Ready for those laser lights 
Cause you know that Sherlock I
 [bad word] 
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll 
Blow stuff up until you love me 
Mori-Moriarty 
Baby there’s no other 
Consulting criminal like me 
Mori-Moriarty 
We could have such fun [bad word] on now admit it I’ve won! 
Baby we’ll be famous 
I’ll just cause crimes until you love me 
Mori-Moriarty
 [bad word] Scotland Yard 
I left you my card 
Carl Power’s shoes 
Were a nice touch it’s [bad word] 
If I say so myself 
But I could do so much more with your help

But if you take 
Just one more step 
I’ll be less than devout 
I’ll burn your heart out

This has been fun 
I’d suggest you put down that gun 
Cause Daddy’s had enough now!
 [bad word] 
I love to watch you dance around London town 
This network of mine no where else can be found 
Won’t stop, for anyone 
I might be bat [bad word] but it’s so much fun!
 [bad word]