Back in the Ronald Regan days.
When we put satellites in space.
When boys wore skinny leather tights. oh-oh-oh
Like Don Johnson from Miami Vice.

When Eminem was just a snack,
and Michael Jackson's skin was black.
Back when the coolest thing in store, oh-oh-oh
was [bad word] 64.

Back to the 80's.
Back to soap.
Back to Rocky and Cherry Coke.
Those were the days.
And we go...

Back to the 80's.
And hey there Mr.T.
To Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah.
Those were the days. [bad word] back...

To Iron Maiden and 7-UP.
Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back, [bad word] back, yeah. [bad word] back!

When Huey Lewis was the news.
When we went flying with Tom [bad word] 
When shoulderpads and looking tough,
lost a dare to David Hasselhoff.

To many men with heavy makeup on.
To many poodles with guitars.
Thanks for all the joy you've given us.
You will always be our superstars.

Back to the 80's.
Back to soap.
Back to Rocky and Cherry Coke.
Those were the days.
And we go...

Back to the 80's.
And hey there Mr.T.
To Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah.
Those were the days. [bad word] back.

To Iron Maiden and 7UP.
Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back, [bad word] back, yeah. [bad word] back!

Hooray for Cosby [bad word] Cube.
Hooray for Dynasty and Moon Boots.
Hooray for Devo and Barber Curls.
Hooray for Poltergiest and Barbie Girls. (girls girls girls)

Back to the 80's.
Back to soap.
Back to Rocky and Cherry Coke. Hey
Those were the days.
Lets go back...

Back to the 80's
To Mr.T
To Twisted Sisters on MTV, yeah
Those were the days [bad word] back!

To Iron Maiden and 7-UP.
Bananarama and Breakfast [bad word] back, [bad word] back, yeah.
Lets go back...