Ladies and Gentlemen
Every duke and earl and peer is here
Everyone who should be here is here.
What a smashing, positively dashing
Spectacle: the Ascot op'ning day.
At the gate are all the horses
Waiting for the cue to fly away.
What a gripping, absolutely ripping
Moment at the Ascot op'ning day. [bad word]  Faces flushing!
Heartbeats speed up! I have never been so keyed up!
Any second now They'll begin [bad word]  Hark!
bell is ringing, They are springing Forward Look!
It has begun...! What a frenzied moment that was!
Didn't they maintain an exhausting pace?
'Twas a thrilling, absolutely [bad word] of the
Ascot op'ning race.