You [bad word] home, Speedy Gonzales 
Away from tannery row 
Stop alla your a-drinkin' 
With that floozie named Flo [bad word] on home to your adobe 
And slap some mud on the wall 
The roof is leakin' like a strainer 
There's loadsa roaches in the hall 

Speedy Gonzales, why [bad word] home? 
Speedy Gonzales, [bad word] ya leave me all alone? 

SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: "Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown 
for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers." 

Your doggy's gonna have a puppy 
And [bad word]  outta coke 
No enchiladas in the icebox 
And the television's broke 
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt 
I smelled some perfume in your ear 
Well if you're gonna keep on messin' 
Don't bring your business back a-here 

Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, why [bad word] home? 
Speedy Gonzales, [bad word] ya leave me all alone? 

SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: "Hey, [bad word] queek-down at the cantina 
they giving green stamps with tequila!!"