Women lose weight

© Morcheeba
 [bad word] 
What a surpriser
Open your eyes, Woman advisor

The name of this entertainment is
Women lose weight
Our first years of marriage everything was
just great
But after two kids
And a weight gain factor
The fact is
Now [bad word] unattractive
Look fat chicks
I don't mean to [bad word] I tell her nice hit the gym

And don't eat so much food
But no
Your shallow
You need [bad word] the course of unconditional
love and so forth

But how if desire's is not there
That's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My happiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out of this
marriage

Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife

I tell her soon mommy soon I assume
Or my destiny is blue
Interestingly
The only thing left for me to do is to
kill her
 [bad word] 

I'm gonna have to kill her
Of course there's laws which enforces
divorces
Send that [bad word] Right to the morgue miss

My plans against or shenanigans
Kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing about poisoning
And I can't swim
Bad intentions pumping
Might as well [bad word] numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone
wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to
dispatch this
Who can I get to help me murder this fat
chick
I guess I'll have to play a dude robbin'

On Wednesday
The day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her
Chrysler
And sent her clean over the divider
"You [bad word]  she said as the wreck went
tumblin' down the hill

I thought "she has to be dead"
Later on get a call
From a Lieutenant O'Rourke
Had me leapin' like a frog
We need you at the morgue
So I selfishly pursue
"Boo hoo" there was nothing else for me to
do
I had to kill her
 [bad word] 

So you mean to tell me officer you don't
have no clue who did this hit [bad word] 
No sir we don't have no clues right now
This is terrible what am I gonna tell the
kids?
Pull yourself together sir
I'm so broken up inside I just can't
believe this
I understand, I understand
Catch the person who did this
We're gonna try sir
Please

Screamin "who done took my heart" acting
shaken up a lot

At the funeral though everyone was lookin'
at me odd like I did it

Like I was the reason my mates slain
murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight
gain"

While my secretary sort of a y blonde
can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants
All of the  you want
I doubt could address,
Clothes not washed proper and house look
a mess and
Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside

How I took a long lunch break day the wife
died
I darn near turned pale
And because of betrayal
They indicted me, and gave me an
impossible bail

Moral of the story is: Desire is important

So watch your weight
It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

Though looking back I realized I didn't have
to kill her
 [bad word] 

Well there you have it
Keep thin trim
Keep your marriage healthy
Do you know what I mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick
Rick [bad word] 
Peace