I Like My Toys

I have a train set and a garage full of cars 
And a soldier with a gun 
My mother says I should have more responsibility 
As I'm nearly 31
I have a plane, I have a crane 
That can lift up all my trains and all my cars 
I have a boat that doesn't float 
But a big machine that takes me to the stars

But my mother says I should get a job 
Or my father she will tell 
She says 16 years is a long enough rest 
Though I say that I'm not well

I have a train set and a garage full of cars 
And a soldier with a gun 
My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games 
And she'll say I'm not her son

But your mother says you should get a job 
Or your father she will tell 
She says 16 years is a long enough rest 
Though you say that you're not well

I had a plane, I had a crane 
That could lift up all my trains and all my cars 
I had a boat that couldn't float 
So my machine and me are going to the stars

(J.Lynne) 2.10