I got a condom in my pocket, I 'm gonna meet me pretty girl,
I got a condom in my pocket, I 'm gonna meet me pretty girl,
I'm a hoochie-koochie papa, I'm in love with the whole World.

We're gonna rock this joint,
We're gonna roll this joint,
We're gonna rock this joint,
We're gonna roll this joint,
We're gonna smoke this joint,
Until we sound like Pink Floyd.

I'm a love rocket baby, and I'm ready to take off,
Yes I'm love rocket baby, and I'm ready to take off,
I'm a happy father-mocker, I got a bottle of Smirnoff.

We're gonna rock this joint,
We're gonna roll this joint,
We're gonna rock this joint,
We're gonna roll this joint,
We're gonna smoke this joint,
Until we sound like Pink Floyd.