Female ver.
Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my lover down
I went right home and I went to bed
I stuck that lovin' .44 beneath my head

Got up next mornin' and I grabbed that gun 
Took a shot of cocaine and away [bad word] 
Made a [bad word] but I ran too slow
They overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico

Late in the hot joints takin' the pills
In walked the sheriff from Jericho Hill
He said Jerry Lee your name is not Jane Brown
You're the dirty [bad word] that shot your lover down

Said yes, oh yes my name is Jerry Lee 
If you've got the warrant just read it to me
Shot him down because he made me sore
I thought I was his baby but he had five more

When I was arrested I was dressed in black
They put me on a train and they took me back
Had no friend for to go my bail 
They slapped my dried up carcass in that county jail

Early next mornin' bout a half past nine 
I spied the [bad word] down the line
Ah, and he coughed as he cleared his throat
He [bad word] on you dirty [bad word] into that district court

Into the courtroom my trial began 
Where I was handled by twelve honest men
Just before the jury started out 
I saw the little [bad word] to look about

In about five minutes in walked the man 
Holding the verdict in his right hand
The verdict read in the first degree 
I hollered Lordy, Lordy have a mercy on me

The judge he smiled as he picked up his pen 
99 years in the Folsom pen
99 years underneath that ground 
I can't forget the day I shot that headdick down
 [bad word] on you've gotta listen unto me 
Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be