[Queen Chrysalis] 
This day is going to be perfect 
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small 
Everypony will gather 'round 
Say I look lovely in my gown 
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all! 
[Princess Cadance] 
This day was going to be perfect 
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small 
But instead of having cake 
With all my friends to celebrate 
My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all… 
[Queen Chrysalis] 
I could care less about the dress 
I won't partake in any cake 
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say 
That through any kind of weather 
I'll want us to be together 
The [bad word] is I don't care for him at all 
No I do not love the groom 
In my heart there is no room 
But I still want him to be all mine 
[Princess Cadance] 
Must escape before it's too late 
Find a way to save the day 
Hope, I'll be lying if I say 
"I don't fear that I may lose him 
To one who wants to use him 
Not care for, love, and cherish him each day" 
For I oh so love the groom 
All my thoughts he does consume 
Oh, Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon 
[Queen Chrysalis] 
Finally the moment has arrived 
For me to be one lucky bride 
[Princess Cadance] 
Oh, the wedding we won't make 
He'll end up marrying a fake 
Shining Armor will be… 
[Queen Chrysalis]: …mine, all mine. [evil laugh] 
Reprise
[Queen Chrysalis] 
This day has been just perfect 
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small 
Everypony I'll soon control 
Every stallion, mare, and foal 
Who says a girl can't really have it all? [evil laugh]