Yesterday it happens again!
 The proof in my shorts, that I an a real man
 My [bad word] has a life of its own
 in the middle of the store, that's where it was shown

 I asked where I could find the beer
 She said: Follow me it's really near
 My [bad word] heard us talk, and he woke up
 First my next thing my shorts would drop

 I tripped, and I felt, he started to grow
 He grabbed her [bad word] really slow
 With my balls he pinned me on the floor
 So I couldn't forseen that he would score

 Poor little girl didn't had a chance
 Insider her [bad word] my [bad word] did his dance
 Getting bigger going in, and out
 I could see his head through her mouth

 he smiled at me, and laughed real loud
 He's gonna [bad word] without a doubt

 Yogurt falling on the floor
 Her [bad word] was filled up with gore
 Last thing I've heard; Hallway 4 is a mess