This dead road leads down
To that dead road and back
To the road where the oldest road
Met the first dead road that cracked 
Made the second and curved the third
Forked the forth and said to the fifth
"If you walk just a couple of miles
You're [bad word] across the sixth, the sixth, the sixth" 
 [bad word] into a ditch
Dead road seven is a [bad word] Dead road seven is a [bad word] Floating belly flush
Floating belly up, up, up, up

Go down there if you wish
Go down there if you wish 

This dead road leads down
To that dead road and back
To the road where the oldest road
Met the first dead road and cracked

Made the second and curved the third
Forked the forth and said to the fifth
"If you walk just a couple of miles
You're [bad word] across the sixth, the sixth, the sixth" 

Dead road seven is a [bad word] Dead road seven is a [bad word] Floating belly flush
Floating belly up, up, up, up

Go down there if you wish
Go down there if you wish 
Go down there if you wish 

Dead road seven is a [bad word] Dead road seven is a [bad word] Floating belly flush
Floating belly up, up, up, up

Go down there if you wish
Go down there if you wish 
Go down there if you wish