Zhong Guo Hua in PinYin

Bian Dan Kuan Ban Deng Chang
Bian Dan Xiang Bang Zai Ban Deng Shang
Bian Dan Kuan Ban Deng Chang
Bian Dan Xiang Bang Zai Ban Deng Shang

Lun Dun Ma Li Lian Mai Le Jian Qi Pao Song Ma Ma
Mo Si Ke De Fu Shi Ji Ai Shang Le Niu Rou Mian Ge Da
Ge Zhong Yan Se De Pi Fu Ge Zhong Yan Se De Tou Fa
Zui Li Nian De Shuo De Kai Shi Liu Xing Zhong Guo Hua
Duo Shao Nian Wo Men Ku Lian Ying Wen Fa Yin Hge Wen Fa
Zhe Ji Nian Huan Ta Men Juan Zhe She Tou Xue Ping Shang [bad word] De Bian Hua
Ping Ping Zhe Zhe Ping Ping Zhe (Ze Ze Ping Ping Ze Ze Ping)
Hao Cong Ming De Zhong Guo Ren Hao You Mei De Zhong Guo Hua

Bian Dan Kuan Ban Deng Chang
Bian Dan Xiang Bang Zai Ban Deng Shang
Ban Deng Bu Rang Bang Zai Ban Deng Shang
Bian Dan Pian Yao Bang Zai Ban Deng Shang
Ban Deng Pian Pian Bu Rang Bian Dan Bang Zai Na Ban Deng Shang
Dao Di Bian Dan Kuan Hai Shi Ban Deng Chang

Ge Ge Di Di Po Qian Zuo
Po Shang Wo Zhe Yi Zhi Po Xia Liu Zhe Yi Tiao He
Ge Ge Shuo Kuan Kuan De He
Di Di Shuo Bai Bai De Yao Guo He He Yao Du Bu Zhi Shi Na Guo He
Hai Shi He Du 
Quan Shi Jie Dou Zai Xue Zhong Guo Hua
Kong Fu Zi De Hua Yue Lai Yue Guo Ji Hua
Quan Shi Jie Dou Zai Jiang Zhong Guo Hua
Wo Men Shuo De Hua Rang Shi Jie Dou Ren Zhen Ting Hua

Niu Yue Su Shan Na Kai Le Jian Chan Feng Louge Bar
Po Lin Lai De Yue Fu Gang Na Hu Qin Pei Zhe Dian Ji Ta
Ge Zhong Yan Se De Pi Fu Ge Zhong Yan Se De Tou Fa
Zui Li Nian De Shuo De Kai Shi Liu Xing Zhong Guo Hua
Duo Shao Nian Wo Men Ku Lian Ying Wen Fa Yin Hge Wen Fa
Zhe Ji Nian Huan Ta Men Juan Zhe She Tou Xue Ping Shang [bad word] De Bian Hua
Ping Ping Zhe Zhe Ping Ping Zhe (Ze Ze Ping Ping Ze Ze Ping)
Hao Cong Ming De Zhong Guo Ren Hao You Mei De Zhong Guo Hua

You Ge Xiao Hai Jiao Xing
Shang Jie Da Cu You Mai Bu
Mai Le Bu Da Le Cu [bad word] Tou Kan Jian Ying Zhua Tu
Fang Xia Bu Ge Xia Cu
Shang Qian Qu Zhui Ying He Tu
Fei Le Ying Pao Le Tu
Sa Le Cu Shi Le Bu
Zui Shuo Tui Tui Shuo Zui
Zui Shuo Tui Ai Pao Tui
Tui Shuo Zui Ai Mai Zui
Guang Dong Zui Bu Dong Tui
Guang Dong Tui Bu Dong Zui [bad word] Bu Zhang Tui He Zui
Dao Di Shi Na Zui Shuo Tui Hai Shi Tui Shuo Zui
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上

伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话

扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长

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