Mr. Strider, thanks [bad word] to your performance review.
No problem.
So you’re the younger brother in this household, is that fair to say?
Absolutely. I’m Dave.
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of Dave Strider!
Well the first thing I do is…

Pester Egbert (Like a Dave)
Strife with Bro (Like a Dave)
Drop some sick beats (Like a Dave)
Remember birthdays (Like a Dave)
Ironic glasses (Like a Dave)
My own katana (Like a Dave)
Do some blogging (Like a Dave)
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff (Like a Dave)
Hit on Harley (Like a Dave)
Get rejected (Like a Dave)
Drown in Smuppets (Like a Dave)
Collect some frogs (Like a Dave)
Find my dead Bro (Like a Dave)
Cry deeply (Like a Dave)
Do some time travel (Like a Dave)
Eat a bagel (Like a Dave)
Thick Texan accent (Like a Dave)
No expression (Like a Dave)
Fifth of AJ (Like a Dave)
 [bad word] on Egbert’s desk (Like a Dave)
Kill my doomed self (Like a Dave)
On my quest bed (Like a Dave)

Oh my God, we are never going to stop [bad word] with each other, are we.

 [bad word] out (Like a Dave)
 [bad word] in Egbert’s juice (Like a Dave)
Fight on the rooftop (Like a Dave)
Suck a troll’s nook (Like a Dave)
Score some Boonbucks (Like a Dave)
Walk through dead Daves (Like a Dave)
Drink my own [bad word] (Like a Dave)
Eat Dorito chips (Like a Dave)
Enter The Medium (Like a Dave)
Black out on LOHAC (Like a Dave)
Meet Terezi (Like a Dave)
 [bad word] her brains out (Like a Dave)
Turn into a bird (Like a Dave)
Fight Lord English (Like a Dave)
Stare into the sun (Like a Dave)
Now I’m dead (Like a Dave)

Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you, then.
No doubt.
You stared into the green sun as it exploded and died.
 [bad word] yeah.
And I think at uh, one point there you said something about drinking your own [bad word] 
Nope.
Actually I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Okay, well, this has been eye opening for me.
I’m Dave Strider.
Yeah, I know I got that, you said it about four hundred times.
I’m Dave Strider. [Yeah yeah, I got it!] I’m Dave Strider.  [No I heard you, see you later!]

Like a Dave!