Monkeys in outer space
Protecting the freedom of the human race
Four fingers on his hand
Spreading freedom across the land

Protecting the United States
We owe our freedom to these primates
Many died along the way
In fact, they all did, but that’s okay!

Monkeys in outer space
Protecting the freedom of the human race
Monkeys in outer space
They’re easier than humans to replace

human life is a terrible waste
That’s why we shot monkeys into space
We used all the monkeys that we could find
Fifty dead monkeys, huge step for mankind!

Monkeys in outer space
Protecting the freedom of the human race
Monkeys in outer space
They’re easier than humans to replace.