Carrots and sticks (исполнитель: Неизвестен(японская пародия на Я сошла с ума))
1: "ORA ORAA! Kyou mo hajimatta zee!? Ore-sama [bad word] ore-sama no tame no kayou shou! [bad word] PUROISEN! Kyou no GESUTO wa omachika ne! Gozonji, gokkan no [bad word] MEEKAA ... Atto, dotakyan wa nashida ze? UKURAINA to [bad word] de, uta wa Ame to Mushi!" Both: YA tebya lyublyu (x3) 2: Suki yo, suki suki, daisuki Both: YA tebya lyublyu (x3) 3: Kekkon, kekkon, kekkon [bad word] no! Both: Ai wa amakute itai no yo dotchi ga kakete mo monotarinai 2: Vibachte Daijoubu nani mo shinpai shinaide ne Kitto umaku iku wa watashi-tachi mata [bad word] 3: Vinshuyu Ureshii wa kyou wa futari no kinen ni ne Kitto umaku iku wa jama [bad word] yatsu wa norou mono Norou mono norou mono Both: YA tebya lyublyu (x3) 2: Sore mo [bad word] no? Arigatou~! Both: YA tebya lyublyu (x3) 3: Kimete, kimete, watashi ni kime te! Both: Ai ni izon wa biyakuda wa, hora mou hanare rarenai sadame 2: "Hitori bocchide kogoe-souna [bad word] Fubuki ni tatazumu sono sugata, itsumo omotteta Kitto mukae ni kite [bad word] Shinjite ta." 3: "Mousugu ame ga yuki ni [bad word] Utsukushii yuki no kesshou ga [bad word] RAISU SHAWAA no you ni shukufuku [bad word] no. Isshou tsuiteiku tte, chikaimasu." 2: Nee ROSHIA-chan, oboete [bad word] Issho ni irareta ano yasashii hibi Mune ga atsuku [bad word] no tayori ni [bad word] jiman no otouto 3: Nee niisan, [bad word] Uso ni nanka [bad word] wa zettai Mune ga atsuku [bad word] no dare wo moyasu honoo kashira? Honoo kashira? honoo kashira? Both: Ne moroz menya (x3) 2: Hayaku dakishime aitai Both: Ne moroz menya (x3) 3: Daite, daite, dakishimete yo Both: Ai ga binetsu ja shin jau no motto tsuyoku [bad word] hoshii 3: "... Niisan...? Naze sugu ni chouin [bad word] kurenai no? Dare to chouin shiyou to [bad word] [bad word] no? ...Omae ka... Omae ka... Oooomae no seikaaaaa! [bad word] [bad word] ! [bad word] !!" 2: "Miryoku-tekina oneechan de gomen ne~?" 3: Sono PECHIKA de [bad word] ii Nante ichikoro de atatakakute tadashii seisai 2: Sono PECHIKA de PAN wo yakimashou Nante shiawasede atatakakute tayasui ibukuro Both: Saa, hitotsu ni narimashou (narimashou narimashou) Both: YA tebya lyublyu (x3) 2: Suki yo, suki suki, daisuki Both: Ne moroz menya (x3) 3: Kekkon, kekkon, sore shika nai wa Both: Ai wa amakute itai no yo 2: Sono karada ni oshiete [bad word] 3: Sono karada ni (kizande) [bad word] Both: Hora, mou hanare rarenai sadame