We’re going to Ibiza,
It’s just like England with sun
There’s lots of English people
Having English fun

If you don’t leave home much
This is the place to be
We’ll dance to [bad word] dj’s
Playing [bad word] beats

No better way to sunbathe
With a KFC
No need [bad word] bins,
Just throw it in the sea

I thought I’d live a little,
Try some new foods but
I was relieved to find
They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth
Feeling the sand under your feet
Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a sheath
Feeling the bass and [bad word] control me
Eating a lovely pepperoni

The clubs will suck you dry,
More than the mosquitos
The cheapest drink you’ll find, only fourteen euros

The cities packed with beauties,
Always underdressed
You better bring your own baps
‘Cause it’s a sausage fest

We buying [bad word]  and taking them in clubs
Oh [bad word] we just bought aspirin
We really feel like mugs

We in the VIP with bottled vodka and tequila
But can’t afford the entry fee, our table’s on the beach

Not like we knew you’re from England
Without you waving a flag
What happens here in beefa, stays in beefa
Till you’re tagged

Then your girlfriend sees you riding,
On a stripper-snorting blow
When she dumps you, you think  [bad word] her… ‘cause she can’t take a joke’

I thought I’d live a little,
Try some new foods but
I was relieved to find
They got a Pizza Hut

Pizza in Ibiza
Picking the cheese out of your teeth
Feeling the sand under your feet
Eating a lovely Margarita

Pizza in Ibiza
Watching the waves wash up a breezer
Feeling the bass and [bad word] control me
Eating a loverly Calzone

Ride the bus
Stuffed [bad word] Living like kings
Chicken wings

And then a salad!
What?
Covered in cheese, oh!

And then we all catch a venereal disease
Throwing up
Stuffed [bad word] Have a fight
Cheesy bites

A+E, can’t feel your head
With pepperoni and a side of garlic bread