[Verse 1: MURS]
First let me ask for forgiveness, since I might go to [bad word] But I'm addicted to these girls, though where they [bad word] feel smell
And I been around the world in and out of hotels
Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell
It all started with Mel my first time doin' it
Nervous, couldn't speak, I was scared I [bad word] it
Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow
Knew one false move and I could [bad word] around and blow
So I went with the flow, it went better than I planned
Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand
They say [bad word] twice the first time, now I understand
I came once inside of her, then I became a man
The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable
Temikha, Glydia must've thought I was pitiful
Bustin' after two minutes, I thought that [bad word] was typical
That was probably why they never got back at a [bad word] so

[Hook: MURS]
Once upon a time in a land around the way
There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play
Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday
Everytime I tried to hit it they say, no way
Till one fine day in this land of L.We finally slipped up and she let me have my way
She kinda turned me out, changed my life I must say
Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day

[Verse 2: MURS]
Now out the city [bad word] at this iddibittybitch
About 4'7..hmmm..4'11 with a switch
Now lets just say, ehh I think I got it backwards
But big things [bad word] good in small packages
As for actrices in L.A. there's so many
Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny
After bad auditions, she was guaranteed to hit me
To [bad word] her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's
Now there was Umi, female emcee
We talked most of the night about the M-I-When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z
She let me stick it straight in her [bad word]  lyrically
I love chicks on e that you meet out at these raves
They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave
I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy
Put my [bad word] on her tongue, glowstick in her [bad word] And

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[Verse 3: MURS]
Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks
Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix
Fine as [bad word]  but the [bad word] made me sick
Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip
I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana
She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pyjama's
Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa
But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza
Now [bad word] Liz hasn't called a lot lately
She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies
I had to let her go, before she led me to crazy
She was lousy in the sack, laid back and [bad word] of lazy
couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta
Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar
Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real
But now I'm [bad word]  the corean broad that used to do her nails
And

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