I've [bad word] whiskey, I've [bad word] gin, to allay, to allay my sins.
I've been nasty, I've been unkind, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine.

I've [bad word] Cointreau and Cognac
so I could stab you, stab you in the back.
I've [bad word] a lake of wine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine.

and I've [bad word] a barrel of beer to allay, to allay, to allay my fear,
I stuck my finger up your behind, I'm a swine, I'm a swine, I'm a swine.

I'm a swine (X14)