I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby

Yeah hatchet wound is driving me crazy
And a hatchet wound does [bad word] amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby

You know, hatchet's such a seasoned opponent
Can't wait to get the scars to show it
Gimme a chance and I'll blow it
But this one's for the dad bands that know it

Yeah hatchet wound is driving me crazy
And a hatchet wound does [bad word] amaze me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And let me tell you
Nothing but her hatchet can save me

Please don't look in my eyes
Don't want you to see the sorrow
Of I don't want you tonight
If I can't have you tomorrow

I wanna sing a song and make her feel crazy
Make her forget she always forgets me
'Cause she's a top of the shelf lady
And I'm a low bottom bottle fed baby