Tekila was the [bad word] 
it got you where he wanted
Back the morning after was the [bad word] you think it bounded
the blowing high formula
was stronger than bracula
its maybe in argentina
its call tha funky cold medina

No things, no Pills, no [bad word] or Vitaminas
Can make your [bad word] harder than tha funky cold madina
But the time the bellow sit was scattered the crapper
First than of her ann is then straight to her's napper
I bet you wont belive but the times that [bad word] hes much more than a [bad word] star
his name is Robert Humstar
couse he's a MUCHO muchacho,
we call him [bad word] Machinaa
you know what he was drinking??
was FUNKY COLD MADINA

im more i fell a blow when night
and see there's a conmotion
everybody's getting around this magic potion
in a crystal bottle blue just like the ocean
its said put some in glass to get the night emotion

i meet to this girl, she said her's name's Katrina
Adjusted my blood and then i gave her sum madina
in like the Taxi termest i went and stopt the beaver
i think that magic potion,
was FUNKY COLD MADINA

FUNKY COLD MADINA,

me fui pa' la catrina, por mi funky cold madina
me puse muy borroso y conoci a una cochina
nos pusimos a bailar, toda la noche ladraba
cuando la volvi a buscar estaba toda WACAREADA

FUNKY COLD MADINA (x4)