Stalin vs Rasputin (исполнитель: ERB)
Grigori Rasputin: Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the mad monk, you’ll be sorry-oh How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union [bad word] states? It’s a disgrace what you did to your own people Yo daddy beat you like a dog and now you’re evil You’re from Georgia, sweet Georgia, and history books unfold ya As a messed up [bad word] bent in the mind You built a superpower but it paid the price With the endless [bad word] of Russian lives You’re a man of steel, I spit kryptonite! Big [bad word] mystic, known to hypnotize I can end you with a whisper to your wife! Source: LYBIO.net Joseph Stalin: Look into my eyes, you perverted witch See the soul of the man who made [bad word] his [bad word] You think I give a [bad word] about my wife? My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn’t save his life! You got off easy when they pickled that moose [bad word] I’ll leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot Your whole family, shot! All your wizard friends, shot! Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot! Starve you for days till you waste away I even [bad word] [bad word] when I’m laid in state Pride of Lenin, took Trotsky out of the picture Jumped a hammer on you harder than I [bad word] slapped Hitler Vladimir Lenin: I have no pride for you [bad word] everything my revolution was doing To stop the Bourgeoisie I fought the bondage of classes, the proletarian masses And brought me here to spit a thesis against both of yo asses Let me start with you there, Frankenstein Looking like something out of R.L. Stine It’s hip-hop chowder, red over white This is all why I can’t do [bad word] tonight And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! My whole future was bright, you let your heart grow dark And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx! Mikhail Gorbachev: Knock knock knock knock Did somebody say birth marks? Yo, I’m the host with the most glasnost [bad word] made a mess and the war got cold Shook hands with both Ronald’s, Reagan and McDonalds, no doubt If your name end with “in”, time to get out! I have the balls to let Barynshnikov dance, playa! Tore down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man. Oh yeah! You two need yoga, you need to shower And you all need to learn how to handle real power! Vladimir Putin: Did somebody say real power? [Da] Дa, you want to mess with me I spit hot borscht when I’m [bad word] this [bad word] But wait up like the Duma while I’m balling in Cuba Doing judo moves and schooling [bad word] сука I’m a president in my prime, my enemies don’t distract me The last man who attacked me lived a half-life [bad word] come at me You don’t know what you’re doing, what, are you trying to bust a rhyme against a man like Putin? You’ll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP!