yea i know
i [bad word] away a lot of dough

what a waste of time
i spent every dime
not planning for a sound financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

inside tip
a high yield blue chip
the interest rates will fall
open gutter mall
planning for a sound financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

started out with pocket change
learned about capital gains
reinvest my dividends
the dow is on the rise again yeah

oh yeah

ring goes the final bell
bioteck did fairly well
power lunch with michael dell
really didn't go so well yeah

oh yeah

started with some pocket change
learned about capital gain
reinvest my dividends yeah
the dow is on the rise again
ring goes the final bell
bioteck did fairly well yeah 
now our mall is pretty [bad word] tall
the merger spawned a split
monopolize then quit that [bad word] you got to secure your financial future
your financial future

invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

future invested in the good times
you gotta learn to diversify
livin' large on the west side

future