If only this bike was a motorcycle
I wouldn't be moving so slow
If only this bike was a motorcycle
I'd be over half way home
As I move down the street I'd be looking so good and
I'd be gone in a blink of an eye
If only this bike was a motorcycle
If only this bike could fly

Sometimes when I'm riding along I forget where I'm going
I start a dream that this little old bike I'm sitting on
is a big loud glistening speed machine,
I'm getting chased everywhere I go, by hundreds of girls
all fighting to show me how much they love me,
So I, pull over and give them a ride on my
fast moving, street [bad word]  geek losing motorbike!

But it's all just a dream..
I'm actually moving quite slowly..
Air's nice and clean but my bicycle seat is so lonely...
It's so lonely this bike..
If only this bike....

Oh if only this bike was a motorcycle
I wouldn't be sad anymore!
If only this bike was a motorcycle
I'd move down the street with a roar
We'll be wild, we'll be free!
Just my motorcycle and me..
With a glint in my eye..

I'd show you that this little boy can really...

Fly!