Did you think that I would laugh when you said I was small
Did you think that that would pass as if nothing at all

You say a lot of funny things, my little bunny
And I almost always laugh, but that's not really funny

You play the little bells and tell a good story
You bake delicious pie and that's enough for me

But I am big, I am your man, and you're my little honey
And I like what you have to say, but that's not really funny

You must not continue to emasculate me
The neighbour children through the window clearly see

The little boy will wipe his nose because [bad word] 
Then point at me and laugh, but that's not really funny